What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 18.06.2025 02:45
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
They put up a sign reading
Have you worn a tight black mini skirt?
Everyone loved it.
Thumbs down again.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Where can I get sure fixed matches on Instagram?
share office space ...
Freaks and Cheeks
Unacceptable again!
Loons and Moons
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So they tried
What are some downsides to living in Newfoundland and Labrador (besides the weather)?
Another attempt resulted in ...
Nuts and Butts
Minds and Behinds
What do you like about McDonald's?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
No go.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Why do some women squirt and some don't?
Still no good
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Catatonics & High Colonics
What do flat Earthers think causes the "magical downward force"?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
So, the docs changed it to read
How do you leave a relationship when you are still in love?
Still no good.
No way
Analysis & Anal Cysts
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Just Forget it!
Next, they tried...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Then came..
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Why was Boromir corrupted by the One Ring, but not Faramir in The Lord of the Rings?
Hysterias & Posteriors
No, not a chance
Lost Souls & Butt Holes